The New Look


I have a new look! Thanks to the caring loving folks over at Google. It's pink and doesn't it remind you distinctly of sex and candy? Dirty sex and candy. The PVC leather, whips and chains, pink stealth-ribbed strawberry-flavored dildo kind? Imagine the ruckus at candy shops if they sold something like that.

As you may have guessed by now, Karen and Ong and are joyfully together and shagging madly every chance they get. They turning into insufferable prats. I find it getting exceedingly hard getting a word in edgewise when they are together, it's always Baby this, Baby that. And if there is a pet name I have the most contempt for in the entire sparkling, colossal Universe, it's Baby. Aklh.

Yes, those are grunts of disgust.

While those two are shagging like rabbits, I'm alone again. I've sort of ended it with the man. The sexual lust kept it alive for far longer than it should have, I knew I should have given him the boot when I kept being shoved down to his crotch during play time.

Let me tell you something, and this is for both you women and men alike.

Any man who during play time/foreplay pushs your head down to his crotch without you willing to go down there yourself will, with no doubt, end up being an asshole. Trust me on this one, the signs will start showing it. Most of us bear with it, but it's just plan rude to do that.

I don't push your head down South! And no, it's not a "little bit of encouragement." Watch out or the family jewels ain't going to be there for very long. And to be perfectly honest with you, yes, all 3 of you, I like doing the naughty bits most people don't attempt, but to be arrogant and demanding enough of another person to PUSH them, you have got to be jacking me.


I don't bite. Honest, I don't.