I'm quite chipper this morning aren't you? Work has lulled down to a very slooooow, snails pace and I'm bored so you can expect more updates. As with new bloggers I presume I keep thinking of what to write. What with all the linking and plugging thats going on, even that nice man TV Smith said something about the blog ;)

I was wondering if anyone of you happened to catch that episode of CSI last night? Now, that, ladies and gentlemen is the perfect execution of what is called, "Cock Teasing." The producers are really keeping us Turned ON. And that is exactly how you get members of the opposite sex grovelling at least till everything has hit a fever pitch and then explodes. None of this quickie in the shower/car/garden shed nonsense okay? Long, luxurious, more than ample units of time used to just tease. And you don't even have to be naked! It's all about the seduction. Although, quickies are fun AFTER the seduction bit.

So I'm sitting in front of the TV now just raring to go, and Catherine Willow's almost kiss with Chris Benzich was a killer don't you think? I was just jonesing for a cigarette after that one.

I wonder sometimes, why some women think the all out backless, strapless, braless thing works? It works honey, but it leaves so little to the imagination. Don't be dull. I know a high powered bitch in charge who wears lace corsets to work under her power suit,few buttons open, that is power definitely. It adds a stroke of flirtatiousness into the whole picture and she's got half the floor drooling, men and women alike. Nothing more attractive than a bitch with a soft side.

In my humble opinion, I think the whole point of teasing is making the after effects last longer and to make it more explosive. I liken it to tantric sex and regulating your breathing during sex. Keep holding it in everytime you're near the edge, rinse, lather and repeat and even men have said to experience multiple orgasms.

Teasing is about giving them a preview.

However, I do have the utmost amounts of scorn for women and men who tease with no hope of a full blown mini-series. If you're doing it just for kicks, then you should tone it down to just simple flirting (which is a mixture of compliments and very little sexuality) and not seduction. Teasing in the traditional sense doesn't bode well for the teaser if you're not willing and ready to take it to the next level. In fact, you'll subject yourself to immense amounts of ridicule and gossip if you choose to tease and not please!




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Practice makes perfect boys!